Sharpie Concerned That Kids Aren't Defacing Enough School Property

Today Sharpie is rolling out a new campaign encouraging teens to "start something" with its markers. A company executive says, "Sharpie can be a catalyst for self-expression," but we were under the impression that aside from signing autographs, the pens are already used mainly for self-expression, from writing lewd comments on school desks and bathroom stalls to doodling on the expensive sneakers your mom bought.