Canada's national treasure turns 71 years young today, so if you're not too freaked out about your alcohol supply after this morning's tragic news, raise him a glass tonight. Or just watch Jeopardy. Or do both! Sounds like a perfect night, so long as it's in front of the a/c.

It's spectacularly gross out there, so stay cool this weekend. If it's not dangerously hot where you are, maybe hit the beach, like Salt and Pep here. Betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure!