Instead of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, last night's season finale of Real Housewives of New York was like an episode of I Didn't Know I Was Menopausal. The fact that Ramona thought—at 55 years old—that missing a period meant that she must be pregnant really speaks to one of two things: How delusional she is about her own mortality or how she stupid she thinks the audience is. It really makes one wonder if she is trying to follow the Bethenny Frankel model of success, in which you star on a reality show, launch a booze line, take a home pregnancy test on camera, get a spinoff show, and then sell the booze line for an exorbitant amount of money. Whatever the case, it goes without saying that Ramona is indeed not pregnant, nor will she ever be.