Leo Dumps Blake Lively For Being Too Into Blake Lively

Blake Lively's been dumped, you guys. After they were seen yacht-hopping and jet-setting and canoodling all over Europe, Leonardo di Caprio has given Blake the heave-ho. Apparently Leo's mom didn't like Blake. When they met, Blake was nervous, so she talked a lot, and Leo's German-born mother Irmelin did not like that one bit. She told Leo that the girl was full of herself and all she had to contribute to the discussion was stuff about Gossip Girl and being a Chanel model. So Leo bid Blake auf Wiedersehen and Blake is now "a total mess," according to unnamed sources and a UK celeb rag we know nothing about. [Now]

Leo Dumps Blake Lively For Being Too Into Blake Lively

Justin Bieber is taking a month off "to grow up." It only takes 30 days! No, seriously though. He's been working so hard. We know this because he says: "I've been working so hard, I'm taking a month off. It's been great to just think and enjoy hanging out with my friends. I'm still growing up, and when you're working every day, you don't really get a chance to figure out who you are. So with the time off, I'm able to think, pray and just kind of grow up." Uh-oh. Teen existential crisis! Someone send him a copy of Catcher In The Rye and a pack of herbal cigarettes. [Digital Spy]

Leo Dumps Blake Lively For Being Too Into Blake Lively

Wow. British Airways must be soooo embarrassed. When Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge flew from Los Angeles to London, the in-flight entertainment system was broken. The royals were presented with — wait for it — a $300 voucher for duty-free stuff. Go for the booze and perfume! [People]

Leo Dumps Blake Lively For Being Too Into Blake Lively

Is Justin Timberlake secretly working on new music? Why does he have concert dates in 2012? I thought he was going to join the cast of Saturday Night Live, or maybe that was a dream I had. [Perez]

Leo Dumps Blake Lively For Being Too Into Blake Lively

Katy Perry is super psyched about getting nine MTV Video Music Award nominations. Also, and this is more important, she is basically blonde now. [MTV News]

Remember Sergeant Ray Lewis, who asked Betty White to be his date for the Marine ball? And Betty said she had to work? Class act Linda Hamilton has made a video in which she asks Sgt. Lewis to the party. "I know that I am no Betty White, but I would be really, really thrilled if you can't find anyone else to go to the ball with you, I could go. I'm only half as mature as she is, wink wink, but I am twice as funny, so I think that works out!" [Express]
Now Miley Cyrus has been invited to the Marine Corps Ball. These marines sure have a lot of downtime to make videos. [ONTD]

  • ScarJo and Justin Bartha: It's on. [Page Six]
  • Matt Damon has shaved his head. [ONTD]
  • Demi Lovato was seen flirting, laughing and giggling with Glee's Darren Criss. Digits were exchanged. [Gatecrasher]
  • Katie Couric will be a guest co-host on The View on August 3. [Gatecrasher]
  • The Betty Ford clinic employee who claimed Lindsay Lohan attacked her (and has since been fired) is suing LL for $1 million dollars. [TMZ]
  • Sharon Osbourne is going to take a break from talking on that show The Talk so she can hang out with husband Ozzy. [AOL TV]
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are vacationing in Saint-Tropez where they had lunch with Jon Bon Jovi and his wife Dorothea. Wouldn't you like to be in a breezy seaside town on the Mediterranean right about now? Whoa, you're halfway there, whoa-oh, living on a prayer. [People]
  • Dating George Clooney is like getting a degree from a Prestigious University: You're left richer, more in demand, and likely to "attract a better quality" of men. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
  • Shannon Doherty has her own reality show now. It will document her as she plans her big day. The only important day a woman has! Her wedding day. [People]
  • Scary Spice called Madonna a bitch. Madonna would most likely take that as a compliment, no? [Perez]
  • Al Sharpton: Reverend, new MSNBC anchor. [New York]
  • R. Kelly had throat surgery, but says: "I will be back!" The Terminator of R&B, you guys. [Digital Spy]
  • I don't know what the fuck is going on with Weston Cage, son of Nicolas, but he was arrested on domestic violence charges again last night. Second time this month. [Digital Spy]
  • "The whole film depends on my character giving it all up for her. When she came in the room, it all made sense. Show me someone that wouldn't give it all up for Emma Stone, and I'll show you a liar." — your boyfriend, Ryan Gosling. [Digital Spy]