Things were a lot more casual at the New York premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2, compared to last week's premiere in London.

Emma Watson was the only lady who bothered with a gown, pairing a frayed linen corset with fancy draping. Jay Manuel wouldn't approve of how her eye makeup matches her dress.

Speak of the devil! You know, his shirt and blazer are reminiscent of a Georgia O'Keeffe vagina painting destroyed by gutter water. But it's actually just his makeup melting off his face.

Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, and Alan Rickman all clean up nicely, and I particularly like how Rickman follows the "always, sometimes, never" rule of three-button sports jackets that I learned from Queer Eye.

What is this kid's deal with flamboyant suits?

It's one thing for Sarah Jessica Parker to be impeccably dressed, but it's weirder when a TV cook like Sandra Lee is so glamorous that she makes Melissa Joan Hart look like she's going to a pancake breakfast at a church picnic.

Newlywed America Ferrera wears a fringed doily. Also, I didn't know that Seth Green worked at Gringotts Wizarding Bank. And I actually think that this is a good look for Joey Fatone, but for the fact that he looks like he's pooping in his pants.