Sarah Palin Declares She Can Win on Newsweek Cover

Next week's Newsweek cover features a smug-looking workout clothes-clad Sarah Palin standing majestically in front of the empty skies that represent her qualifications for President.

As far as wacky Newsweek covers go, I'd prefer a cover with a computer-rendered Zombie Eleanor Roosevelt about how she'd write her legal opinions if she were a 116-year-old Supreme Court justice. (Answer: with adorably illegible old lady scribble cursive.)

Either that, or I'd like to see the cover with this alternate headline, which seems more accurate given Palin's track record.

Sarah Palin Declares She Can Win on Newsweek Cover

Via The Daily Beast's Twitter