Nadya Suleman Says She Hates Her Kids, Has Considered SuicideS

There's really nothing Nadya Suleman has said or done in the past three years that hasn't been disturbing, but this is particularly sad and awful: In an interview with In Touch, the mom of 14 says, "I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them." She says she has no money left and adds, "The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope ... Obviously, I love them — but I absolutely wish I had not had them." [CNN]

Nadya Suleman Says She Hates Her Kids, Has Considered Suicide

A source who may or may not be Megan Fox says she and Shia LaBeouf did hook up, but it was when she and Brian Austin Green were on a 10-month break. The source added some Michael Bay bashing, saying, "[Shia and Megan] bonded while filming. Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film." [Us]

Nadya Suleman Says She Hates Her Kids, Has Considered Suicide

Lindsay Lohan says she went to a club during her first night of freedom because she was attending a friend's going away party. Lindsay looks rather disheveled in photos, but she insists she wasn't drunk. It's quite possible that the look of terror and confusion on her face is due to being swarmed by paparazzi. [TMZ]

Nadya Suleman Says She Hates Her Kids, Has Considered Suicide

Prince William and Kate Middleton have landed in North America! First stop: the Canadian War Memorial in Ottawa. [Ottawa Citizen]

Nadya Suleman Says She Hates Her Kids, Has Considered Suicide

Rihanna is being sued by yet another photographer over her "S&M" music video. Philip Paulus says she ripped off a scene in which she's pressed up against a cellophane-like wall marked with X's. You know, pretty generic stuff. [RS]

  • Jake Paelka and his new ladyfriend Sarah Carroll went to Mr. Chow last night. Supposedly they wanted to be "descreet" but that doesn't explain why they went to a place people go to get spotted and posed for paparazzi photos. [Radar]
  • Jeff Ross, Daniel Tosh, and Marriage Ref host Tom Papa performed in L.A. last night to raise money for the late Greg Giraldo's wife and four children. [TMZ]
  • A medical examiner found that while Macho Man Randy Savage had alcohol and the opiate hydrocodone in his system during his fatal car crash, he actually died of a "cardiac event" moments before the accident. [TMZ]
  • MSNBC has suspended political analyst Mark Halperin for calling Obama a "dick" on Morning Joe. [AP]
  • Amy Winehouse's website was hacked today. The group behind the vandalism said they wanted to "take back the internet from the white devil." [TMZ]
  • The FEC has approved Stephen Colbert's "SuperPAC," but said he must disclose some expenses as in-kind contributions from his show's corporate owners. Colbert brandished a portable credit card machine outside the hearing and said, "I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, Mastercard or American Express." [CBS News]