Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Louis C.K. recounted the period in his prepubescent life when he briefly got addicted to shoplifting—except he was shoplifting tampons, because he didn't know what they were, other than that they were "dirty." He began to stockpile the boxes under his bed over several months until one day they just weren't there anymore. They had been mysteriously cleaned out. No one ever confronted him about the situation, but we trust they were put to good use.