There are really two sides to every story, and children should have the right to decide on the math story just like the evolution one the Miss USA contestants grappled with. Funny how cultural relativism suddenly gets appealing to conservatives when it comes to science.

(Brought to you, by the way, by MacKenzie Fegan, the same smart lady behind the Dodge Charger parody ads.)

Earlier: Watch Miss USA Hopefuls Awkwardly Dance Around The Evolution Issue