Well, this is a new one: an Ohio woman was arrested this weekend for spraying sheriff's deputies with her breast milk.
According to 10TV, the deputies arrived at a banquet hall in Delaware, Ohio after receiving reports of a domestic dispute. They found Stephanie Robinette locked in her car — her husband told them that she'd gotten drunk and attacked him before locking herself inside. When the deputies tried to get Robinette out of her car, she "proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk." Despite this unusual strategy, deputies were eventually able to arrest her — she's now charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.
Among other things, the incident reveals how hard it is to be in law enforcement sometimes — not only do you get sprayed with some lady's milk, but then you have to make a straight-faced statement about it. Says Sheriff Walter L. Davis III (whose parents probably named him before they ever knew he'd be involved in something so undignified as a milk attack), "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do." We certainly hope using her boobs as weapons isn't just all in a day's work for Robinette. In any case, they're not very deadly ones — says 10TV, "No injuries were reported."
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