I guess it was only a matter of time before someone took Madonna's life and added a few onomatopoeic sound effects:
The highs and lows of the 52-year-old singer's phenomenal career - which has spanned almost 30 years - will be encapsulated in a 32-page graphic novel produced by publishers Bluewater Productions Inc. as part of their Female Force series, which has previously featured the likes of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, Sarah Palin and Barbara Walters.
"Our goal is to show the little-known events and influences that resulted in Madonna becoming the phenomenon she remains to this day, more than a quarter-century after she burst upon the scene," said Jason Schultz, executive vice president of Bluewater.
"A visual medium provides perspective that is not only accessible but more relatable to the average person without losing any of the information involved."
I could be wrong here, but are there very many "little-known events" left in Madonna's life? Maybe there are!
That said, if you're looking to read something that's both Madonna-related and ever so slightly different than Sex, the comic book should be out in August.
Madonna's Life To Be Documented In Comic Book [ShowbizSpy]