Enjoy Anthony Weiner's Last Night In Office

Today Rep. Anthony Weiner turned in his resignation letter, writing in a short statement to New York legislators, "It has been an honor to serve the people of Queens and Brooklyn." His resignation goes into effect at midnight, and soon a special election will be held to replace him. Please submit your casting suggestions for the inevitable comedy about a disgraced politician with only a few hours to accomplish everything he meant to do in office.