We got a peek at the July cover of W on Tuesday, but now that we can see the photograph of Christina Aguilera — shot by Daniele Duella & Iango Henzi — more clearly, we must ask: What the fuck?

What happened to her body? Doesn't it look unreal? Doesn't it seem like she was carved out of soap, or marble, starting at about mid-back and going on down her legs? Er, leg? Doesn't her thigh seem oddly long? Doesn't something seem… off?

Doesn't she remind you of Alice after eating shrooms?

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