Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we hang out with our seriously romantic boyfriends, aka gossip mags Ok!, Us, Star, In Touch and Life & Style. This week: Suri Cruise's $100,000 tree house has shag carpeting and running water; Brad's birthday present for Angelina involved flying to the Midwest, renting a vintage convertible and playing a mixtape he made; and Rihanna and Chris Brown are secretly "reconnecting."
"I'm Finally A Bride!"
It sounds like Teen Mom's Maci has been waiting all of her life — decades — to get married. And maybe that's true. But she is 19. Anyway, she is gonna marry her boyfriend Kyle King, who is not the father of her 2 year-old son Bentley. Maci will not have an extravagant or elaborate wedding — it will be casual, like in Sweet Home Alabama. You know you were dying to know this. Moving along: Here's a really good question Ok! asks about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux: "Is he good enough for America's sweetheart?" Is anyone, really? There is a sentence here which reads: "…It was clear that Jennifer Aniston's Smartwater bubbles bigtime for new boyfriend Justin Theroux." See, Jen doesn't just like Justin because he's a hottie, she digs his brain, too. According to a source: "Justin's a fantastic writer. He wrote Tropic Thunder, one of Jen's favorite movies. He has a lot of other stories and screenplays. He reads them to her before bed." Uh, sexy? But here's how we know that this relationship is really real: Jen usually wears black, but she recently rocked a fiery red Vivienne Westwood dress, cuz she "wears color when she's in love." (See Fig. 1) Ashley from The Bachelorette was stabbed in the back — not literally — by Michelle Money. Something happened with Bentley and some gossiping and his ex-wife and some other stuff we do not care about; basically Money spread rumors that Ashley was an atheist and that she suffered from flatulence. Um. Yeah. Next: Aaron Carter was singing in Marbella, Spain, where people actually go see Aaron Carter sing, and he talked about Michael Jackson, saying: "I spent such incredible time with him, but I was also troubled about what he did to me. He gave me wine, he gave me drugs, then my mother called the police." This happened when Aaron was 15, but he seems to still want to talk about it, sigh. Lastly: Emma Stone's hair is red again, FYI.
Grade: F (your boyfriend forgets your birthday)
Life & Style
"Yes, I'm Engaged."
Ashley from The Bachelorette is blissfully engaged to the guy she gave her final rose to, the man she chose to propose to her. But, as with all truly romantic engagements, her contractual obligations prevent her from discussing who the lucky man is. Apropos of nothing, Bentley, the asshole who said assholish things about Ashley, has an ex-wife named Suzette and a 2-year-old daughter named Cozy. COZY. Next: "Jen's Baby Dreams Come True" is about how there may be more to Aniston's glow than just falling in love. Apparently she's been telling people that Justin Theroux would be a great father for her child, which is a great thing to say about someone you've been dating for less than 2 months. Recently he was "gushing" about his "amazing girlfriend" to a friend and whipped out his phone to show off a picture of Jen. Like someone on the planet doesn't know who she is, or that she is amazing? Also: Justin just got signed with Jen's talent agency. Interesting. Meanwhile, Jen is looking to adopt a new dog. Kim Kardashian's wedding drama is how TMZ and other gossip sites are making fun of her engagement and wedding, and it is really upsetting to her. No comment. Kim's forbidden Kris from having a bachelor party, and Kylie and Kendall might not get to be bridesmaids. Kirstie Alley would like for you to know that she can almost zip up her "goal dress," which has a 22 inch waist. Which is the same waist measurement that Megan Fox has, bee tee dubs. Finally: Jennifer Lawrence is dating her X-Men costar Nicholas Hoult, and might move to the UK.
Grade: D- (your boyfriend gives you a stripper pole as a birthday gift)