Jon Stewart bleeding through his apologetic "press conference" yesterday about Anthony Weiner is already a classic, but maybe his hand was unsteadied by reading his old beach house buddy's sexy talk about Stewart's own shows?

Weiss's opening line to the Congressman: "u are funny as hell on the daily show!" She also happily reports seeing him on the Colbert Report. And Weiss's fantasy plans for the two's meeting kick off with: "to get us in the mood. first we watch back to back episodes of the daily show and colbert report..." and end with, "or if this i not your thing, we can just get drunk and have mad, passionate sex!" Weiner's reply: "why choose? with me behind you can't we both watch daily show?" The man is all about solutions.