Hello, Saturday friends! I'd like to briefly take this moment to mourn the loss (see: departure, not death) of Detective Elliot Stabler.

I know you are not a real person, sir, but that's largely irrelevant in this case. Your role on Law And Order: SVU has meant more to me than I can say and I know there are countless others who feel quite similarly.

You will be missed.

That thoroughly earnest statement aside, I will leave you to discuss your week (and perhaps your feelings of StablerLoss, which is a very real condition). But first, here's a video of the always refreshing Christopher Meloni getting some very helpful advice from a can of vegetables (as seen in one of my favorite movies, Wet Hot American Summer).

See you fine folks next week!