Happy Friday morning, everyone!

You know what? We suspect this young lady might like dick! In fact, you get the idea she is really jizz—er, jazzed about shlongs! And proud of that fact. Cocky, even. Let your slut flag fly, girl!

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This just in: I have just been informed by Jessica that "every single person on staff is required, by contract, starting now, to get this tattoo." BRB.

Earlier:
Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
Behold: The Worst Tattoo Ever