The trashiest thing about Paris Hilton's new Oxygen series—and there's plenty to choose from—is that it's a reality show about a former reality star. And although we've been promised in the media blitz (including interviews on The View, Today, and Piers Morgan) leading up to last night's premiere that we'd be getting to see the "real" Paris this time around, viewers are subjected to the same scripted crap that made her a "brand" with The Simple Life: The baby voice, the blond extensions, the pink everything, the chihuahua, the self-centered disregard for other humans, and relying on her more interesting friends to make it all watchable. Enter Brooke Mueller, crackhead mother of two and Charlie Sheen's ex-wife. For some reason, cameras are following her around when Paris is not present, to focus on her own drama which involves her assistant/former lesbian lover and what looks to be a storyline that will involve her falling off the wagon.
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