Celebrities: they're just like us! They take naked pictures of themselves, and document their sexy times. The only difference is that when celebrities' sexy photos inevitably wind up in the wrong hands, TMZ actually cares about it. (Trust us: we've sent TMZ tons of pictures of our genitals, and haven't gotten a whisper of press out of it.)

But what's a celebrity to do when their intimate moments are splashed across all corners of the web? Well, whether you're Blake Lively or Anthony Weiner, we've got a strategy for you. So pull up a chair, and listen closely, famous padawans. [Fleshbot NSFW]