A father in Newhaven, England has been arrested on suspicion of drug dealing after his 10-year-old daughter brought a package of gummy candies containing a baggie of cocaine to school for show and tell. In a stunningly idiotic move, he (allegedly) used the kid-friendly package to hide his stash. A teacher spotted the powder and confiscated the bag. The girl hadn't opened it and said she thought it contained sherbet, which is the British "fizzy powder sweet," and not, alas, the refreshing frozen dessert.

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