Last week students from Berwick Middle School in Pennsylvania took a trip to the National Aquarium in Baltimore and wound up observing buxom ladies and their prey, the chicken wing, in their natural habitat. The group of 100 split into smaller groups for lunch, and about 15 to 20 kids dined in in Hooters. No parents have complained, but the school's superintendant says he wishes the "coed" chaperones had selected another restaurant.

Certainly the choice was inappropriate, but as someone who was escorted to Hooters as a child by her deadbeat dad, I can confirm that the kids probably weren't traumatized. If anything, they may be confused; for years I couldn't understand what my mom had against owls.