Noted Sex Symbol Angelina Jolie To Make Cleopatra Totally UnsexyS

Undeniably sexy lady Angelina Jolie says that when she plays Cleopatra in the upcoming film about the pharaoh's life, she will not play her as a sexy sex symbol. Is that even possible? For the sexiest sexy woman to play unsexy? We'll see. Angie says: "[Cleopatra] has been very misunderstood… I thought it was all about the glamour, but then I read about her and she was a very strong mother, she spoke five languages and she was a leader." Sexelina also says: "My performance will never be as lovely as Elizabeth [Taylor]'s. We are trying to get into a different truth about her as a pharaoh in history and not a sex symbol, because she really wasn't. Even this idea of her having many lovers - it was possible that it was only two. She is very interesting, but she wasn't a great beauty." Pre-production of the film begins this summer. [Stella/Telegraph, Digital Spy, Earlier]

Bonus Angelina quote: "I have an MV Augusta [motorcycle], but Brad is the real rider. He's really good." She likes speed — and flying her own plane. "But that said, I love being a woman. I love that I can have children. I love feeling soft, I love being with Brad, I love all the sensitivity and natural emotion." [Stella/Telegraph]

Noted Sex Symbol Angelina Jolie To Make Cleopatra Totally Unsexy

Finally! The detailed itinerary for Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge on their trip to North America. Montreal, wash your hair, Shinylocks will be visiting you on July 2. Quebec City, July 3 is your day. Los Angeles, get your uterus hats ready, WillKat lands on July 8. [People]

Noted Sex Symbol Angelina Jolie To Make Cleopatra Totally Unsexy

Singer Sean Kingston is now in stable condition following a Jet Ski accident in Miami Beach on Sunday. He has been moved from the trauma unit to the ICU, and authorities say "nothing indicates there was alcohol involved." [People]

Noted Sex Symbol Angelina Jolie To Make Cleopatra Totally Unsexy

Lady Gaga's Born This Way is on track to selling more than one million copies in its first week — more than recent debuts by Taylor Swift and 50 Cent. The first-week sales record? 'N Sync's No Strings Attached, with posted 2.42 million in 2000. [LA Times, Billboard]

Breaking: "Lady Gaga Wears 'Lady Gaga' T-Shirt." [Radar]

Lady Gaga is bankrupt, but not because she spent cash on herself, exactly, She spent money on making the Monster Ball awesome. And: "The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car." [Contact Music]

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  • Pink is still pregnant, but looks like she is ready to go any minute now! [Just Jared]
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