Sarah Palin has reportedly purchased a million-dollar house in Arizona. Clearly, this means she's keeping tabs on the wayward Bristol.
According to the Wall Street Journal, Palin has purchased a $1.695 million home on 4.4 acres in North Scottsdale, AZ. Today is apparently a day for real estate descriptions: the Journal reports that the house "has a home theater, billiard room, walk-in wine room and 'resort style backyard' with a gazebo and pool," as well as "several fireplaces, a six-car garage and mountain views" and "a circular driveway and desert landscaping." Presumably it also doesn't have Joe McGinniss living next door, which must be priceless.