How To Know If You're Wearing A Dress

Apparently, if your butt touches the subway seat or if you purchased your dress for $20 at Forever 21, you may not actually be wearing a work-appropriate dress. Guess that means it's time for me to go shopping for something a little more lengthy... oh whatever, I'm tall.

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How To Know If You're Wearing A Dress

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