Planning on entertaining guests this evening? Dazzle them with a casserole that consists mostly of reconstituted chicken, starch, and American cheese!
I guess I should be more specific- houseguests will be sufficiently "wowwed" if they are stoned out of their gourds, mildly concerned if they're above the age of 7, and gravely worried about your ability to function as an adult if they're your mom.
Actually, if you made this for your parents and are still at that age when it's okay to ask them for money in non-emergencies, this might lead to you getting a bigger grocery allowance.
"For vegetables and fruits," the memo space on the check will say.
McNugget Casserole Recipe [Buzzfeed]