Why hello there, readers. You're looking very attractive and successful tonight. Why don't you sit right down and tell me about your day. Oh, wow. That sounds, very, very interesting.

Can I interest you in a glass of water or vodka? Water, you say? No problem. We got alllll night. It's Saturday and Monday is miles and miles away.

Besides, we survived THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, and if you don't feel fine yet, talking it out with your also-still-alive commenters ought to help (especially when paired with a song I've had in my head all. day. long).

See you next Saturday!