Cherilyn Sarkisian turns 65 today! Recall that it was just this past September that she took to the stage at the VMAs, dressed in rehash of her epic getup (I don't think we can call it an "outfit") from the video for If I Could Turn Back Time. And she looked amazing. In her goddamn sixties. When you toast her tonight, please do so with the utmost respect.

On a side note: Tomorrow's not just The Rapture (though a preemptive congrats to those of you getting raptured) — it's the Jezebel's fourth birthday. At the celebratory festivities, we'll be serving both pie and cake.

Have a great weekend!