When jeans mated with leggings, they begat jeggings. Then jeggings knocked boots with underwear, and created something horrifying for men. We should have known that a version for women was right around the corner. Ladies, meet Junderpants.
We found these Junderpants at that veritable haven for fucked-up clothing, Rainbow. The cost: $2.99. Though waistband of this garment measures about 26 inches around, the label informs us that this is a "large." The fabric is 90% nylon and 10% Spandex, and the item was made in China.
We coerced a friend to wear the Junderpants. Our model wears a size 0 or 2, and has a 27-inch waist. Again: The Junderpants are size large. Our model quite wisely kept her thong on. Even so, the junderpants hit about six or seven inches below our model's navel. Very very low-cut.
We asked our model to tuck the thong in, so that the world may see Junderpants without any distractions. Junderpants!
Please note the carefully illustrated whiskering, stud and pocket detail. Junderpants want so badly to look like real jeans.
Imagine the meta mindfuck when you're getting undressed, and under your jeans you just see more jeans. Like a small tear in the space-time continuum.
Junderpants do not offer what they call "full coverage."
In fact, Junderpants just might be the most unflattering underwear a woman can choose. Congratulations, Junderpants!
Last, but not least: Witness Junderpants in action.