Bea Arthur would have turned 89 today, so if you don't already own the complete series DVD box set, tonight's a good night to get drunk and go shopping on Amazon (and as long as you're buying, feel free to send us one too, we won't mind). Other birthdays of note: Buckethead and Carrie Prejean. The internet wanted you to know.

And on that note: It's May, darling buds and all, so please do spend this weekend rocking out in whatever way you see fit. When in doubt, go with Motley Crue.

Have a good one!