Princess Beatrice Auctions Her Infamously Wacky Hat

Princess Beatrice is giving one lucky commoner the chance to analyze her royal wedding chapeau in the privacy of their own home, while supporting a good cause. Her mother, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, said during a taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show, "She's putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for Children in Crisis." If we could make a humble suggestion, it would make excellent bathroom decor. You'll have plenty of time to ponder whether it looks like a toilet, a uterus, or a spaghetti monster is while sitting on the throne.

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