Today we received an email from a photo agency with the subject line, "Exclusive Pictures — Pippa Topless." It's official: In no time at all, Pippa Middleton has almost fully completed the trajectory in the "new celebrity" arc.
It starts quite innocently: Curiosity, praise, fascination! (Who is Pippa? What does she do? Look how pretty! Check out that dress!) Then, quickly, things get personal. (Pippa's ass was named "Rear Of The Year"; some speculated that Prince Harry had become smitten with her.) Then, a mere week after her sister's wedding, images of Pippa dancing in a bra surfaced. Or, more accurately: Were dug up from under some pile, scanned and sold. Today, some "previously unseen exclusive" photographs of Pippa's nipples have emerged.