On today's Ellen, Kirstie Alley over-shared a few um, interesting facts about her sex life. Among them, that spends a mere 22 hours a day not having sex.

After a stunned response from Ellen, she goes on about the different stages in these supposed two hours of fornication: "a prelude, the sex, the winding down" and then "bye, get the fuck out!" Well okay then! That settles it: Kirstie and her Dancing With The Stars partner are totally banging.