The Royal Wedding is over, but the weird commemorative crap keeps on coming! Since there's a chance you might forget the epic televised event so relentlessly covered by the media, you'd better get yourself a souvenir. Luckily, you have options.
We've already seen the replica engagement ring, condoms, a refrigerator, a comic book, and some really weird coins. And if you jumped the gun and already purchased a regular old Kate Middleton doll, you're going to kick yourself, because the Princess Catherine dolls have arrived.
The Royal Elegance Bride Doll by Ashton-Drake is "handcrafted to an unprecedented level." Made of porcelain, she stands 16" high, and her face is "an authentic likeness of the beautiful bride on her wedding day." The copy claims her train is 8 feet long, which can't be right, can it? Dusting nightmare. Anyway, Princess Catherine Royal Elegance Bride Doll can be yours for $149.99, payable in 5 installments of $29.99, and there's a 365-day guarantee, which I guess means it will exist on this plane for one year. Then it might turn into anti-matter. The fine print adds that shipping and handling will cost you $16.99, and delivery will occur in the fall. Then she and your Michelle Obama doll can have tea and discuss world politics and Beyoncé dance moves.