There Will Be No Haggis At McQueen-Themed Met Ball

Details — including the first review — of tonight's Met Ball are trickling out. We saw Anna Wintour, surrounded by curators and assistants, striding through the Met yesterday afternoon, and minutes later spotted Suzy Menkes lingering near coat check — presumably just after reporting this piece. The late designer Lee Alexander McQueen, whose longtime assistant Sarah Burton took over the creative direction of the house he founded after his suicide last year, is the Costume Institute's sole focus this year. Tonight's opening gala promises to feature a passel of celebrities — Sarah Jessica Parker, Salma Hayek, Daphne Guinness — wearing McQueen. Dinner will be served in the Temple of Dendur. (It's Scottish-themed, to reflect McQueen's heritage, but haggis is not on the menu.) Sarah Burton and Stella McCartney will speak. Beforehand, you can even head down to Barneys New York to watch Guinness get dressed for the event in a store window; somewhat more prosaically, blogger BryanBoy (who is not attending the gala, but is covering the red carpet arrivals) will be live-casting his ball prep from 2:30 p.m. EST. As for the show, Menkes says that the Met has some pretty full-on bells and whistles: audio-visual elements, including clips of old McQueen shows, a cabinet of curiosities for a centerpiece, and elaborate backdrops featuring antiqued mirrors and broken wood. One cape is even shown in a wind tunnel. She writes: "Was Mr. McQueen really an artist who just happened to work in cloth? [Curator Andrew] Bolton might have discussed the designer's place in the Brit Art scene, alongside the Chapman brothers, or compared his fascination with nature's decadence with that of Damien Hirst. Instead, we get Sarah Jessica Parker's breathless and witless take on the McQueen style." If they really have fucked this one up, our advice would be to head to the Richard Serra drawings instead — it's excellent. "McQueen: Savage Beauty" opens May 4 in New York City. [IHT]
Coco Rocha says she had a hard time finding something to wear for the gala because all the more "extreme" Alexander McQueen looks were already in the museum show. "All they have available are these nice dainty dresses," she says. She has nonetheless picked one out. [Modelinia, via NYPost]
Ball organizer Sylvana Soto-Ward says her job has taught her "simple things, like which gallery in the Met has cell service. Like if you really need to reach someone and you have no bars because you're in the Egyptian wing, but if you move five feet to the right you have two bars." [The Cut]
Celebrities and socialites are stuck choosing between two high-profile competing events tonight: the Film Society of Lincoln Center's gala for Sidney Poitier, and the Met ball. What to do?! [NYPost]


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