Paris Hilton's Knife-Toting Burglar Convicted

In a bit of non-wedding related news, the man who attempted to break into Paris Hilton's estate last August "while holding two big knives" was found guilty of first-degree residential burglary. But wait! There's also a gun! "Parada was thwarted by Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits ... who pulled a gun on the suspect before the dude could get inside." Said "dude" will be sentenced on June 29 and faces up to three years in state prison.

After rumors circulated that her departure from Brown may have been due to bullying from classmates, Emma Watson is now saying she has "never been bullied in my life and certainly never at Brown. This '10 points to Gryffindor' incident never even happened. I feel the need to say this because accusing Brown students of something as serious as bullying and this causing me to leave seems beyond unfair." Oh, to live in a world where you can honestly say you have never experienced bullying in your life. [Digital Spy]

Stephen Tyler says he and Johnny Depp hang out and jam allll the time: "I get to write songs with Johnny Depp. I would have never done that being home [in Boston]. He plays music and I call him [and say] 'I'm coming over, we're going to write a song together'. He's like, 'Yeah, come over… tell me if I'm playing 'Seasons of Wither' right'." [Digital Spy]

  • Karl Lagerfeld hangs out with a (made of) chocolate version of his "traveling companion" —on a white bed of all places. Would that we all had access to that chocolate people-making factory. [Bossip]
  • "I want to be a good parent who loves them unconditionally, even when they come up with bad ideas and even when they suck."Jodie Foster on trying to be a "good parent" to fellow actors. [Digital Spy]
  • Leighton Meester is officially the face of Vera Wang's new fragrance, Lovestruck. [Pop Eater]
  • Mike Tyson's tattoo artist says Hangover II ripped off his face tattoo design without asking for his permission to use the "copyright" he claims to have on it. [E!]
  • Meryl Streep is still singing all those Abba songs on the set of her new film The Iron Lady (which is reportedly not about Abba at all), much to the pleasure or displeasure of her co-stars. It's hard to say which one. [Digital Spy]
  • "One week!!!! Whooooo hoooooo! For all to are coming to the show tonight, it's gonna be special! My first show as Mrs. Cibrian!"LeAnn Rimes tweets about being married for seven whole days. [Just Jared]
  • John Edwards may or may not be suicidal "of the prospect he might have to go to jail". [Daily Mail]
  • Internet meme Antoine Dodson is on his way to court over marijuana possession charges, which is kind of dumb, for real. [Bossip]
  • The Office may be setting up a storyline that reveals Phyllis as Erin's biological mother. [Splitsider]
  • Joe Jonas gets ‘raw' (see: talks about who he thinks has awesome style). [Extra]