The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast Pumping

While shopping around for crap I'll have to buy to prepare for the birth of my baby, I've been researching breast pumps. In doing so, I've learned of all the varied activities a new mom can do if she uses a hands-free breast pump. I realize that for many mothers, breast-pumping is a necessity, but will you really be rolling calls and sending out TPS reports when you have containers suctioned to your tits? And will you find delight in this sort of multitasking? If so, here are all the awesome things you can do while milking yourself.


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You can do yoga in a Ren Faire wedding gown.




The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast PumpingSYou can do a photo shoot and your homework at the same time.


The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast PumpingSYou can chat with the guys you meet on Match.com.


The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast PumpingSYou can go to an Audrey Hepburn costume party.


The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast PumpingSYou can drink coffee, and if you need milk you don't even have to get up and go to the fridge.


The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast PumpingSYou can feign surprise.


The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast PumpingSYou can drink vodka while bullshitting on the phone with your girlfriends.


The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast PumpingSYou can drink alone.