Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was Interrupted

Cindy Crawford has apparently just noticed that celebrities nab a lot of the plum modeling gigs nowadays. "I just saw the Covergirl commercial with Taylor Swift and I thought, 'Wow, it is so hard for models to get a job these days.' You have to sing and act, too. There doesn't seem to be as much work specifically just for models." Has she not seen a cover of American Vogue in the past decade? [P6]
Crawford also related this anecdote about the time when her 9-year-old daughter, Kaia, interrupted grown-up time at the Crawford-Gerber household: "We had our door locked and we never lock our bedroom door and our daughter comes...She's like, 'What are you doing in there?' I said, 'You know what, Daddy and I are spending some time together,' and then she was like, 'Oh God! I don't want to know that!' Now, she knows if the door is closed and locked, don't." [Vogue UK]

Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was InterruptedEven more offensive than the thorough, industrial-grade airbrushing Scarlett Johanson has received in order to be deemed an acceptable size, shape, and color to advertise Dolce & Gabbana cosmetics on bus shelters and billboards, and even more offensive than the Daily Mail's gleeful, body-mocking tone in pointing out said airbrushing, is the fact that in the ubiquitous paparazzi-shot-for-comparison, ScarJo is wearing those obscene shoes that look like rubber gloves for your toes. Shudder. The shoes of nightmares. [Daily Mail]
Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was InterruptedMiranda Kerr, who gave birth to her first child on January 6, is back at her day job ("supermodel") shooting for Victoria's Secret. Is it supposed to be a surprise that she looks like this? [People]
Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was InterruptedModel Lindsey Wixson, who just turned 17, is no longer enrolled at her Kansas high school, but a girlfriend invited her to the prom anyway. Jason Wu provided her with a dress, and CNN documented the proceedings. [@lndsywixson]
Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was InterruptedDaria Werbowy is the face of Lancôme's new perfume. [FGR]
Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was InterruptedNatasha Poly married Dutch businessman Peter Bakker this weekend. She wore Givenchy (as did Lara Stone at her recent wedding). Leona Lewis performed. [Vogue Italia]
Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was InterruptedVera Wang, who began doing a discount bridal line for the David's Bridal chain last year, is adding bridesmaid dresses to the collection. [WWD]
  • Some retailers are instituting $50 "trying-on" fees (refundable, if an item is purchased) to cut down on shoppers checking their sizes IRL before buying items cheaper online. [Daily Mail]
  • Dodai pretty much summed up this story when she brought it to my attention this morning: Heidi Klum Did Something Nice. [P6]
  • Sophie Cranston, who may or may not have designed a wedding dress for someone-or-other, says: "A dress you can hand down from generation to generation that never dates. This is a sign of a true classic." Snooze. [Vogue UK]
  • Meanwhile, Philip Treacy has confirmed he is designing hats for the royal wedding. Big surprise there. [Telegraph]
  • Doc Martens is launching a clothing line! [Telegraph]
  • Chloe Malle, a New York Observer and New York Times freelancer who happens to be the daughter of Candice Bergen and Louis Malle, is now an editor at Vogue. [WWD]