When you see an event called "OK! Magazine Toasts Hollywood's Sexiest Singles" maybe you should expect the worst. You'd get it.

It really, really can't be easy to go through life in America with the last name "Ho," so I won't add any criticism of her getup to Kea Ho's burden.

It's a sad state of affairs when a member of "The Hills" is among the most demure dresser at any event.

Jennifer Jimenez.

Melissa Molinaro's dress, unstretched, must equal under a yard. Maybe she was down to her last buck at Mood.

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Kim Lee sports more "Band-Aid" than "bandage" dress.

Jaimie Hilfiger isn't afraid to be worn by her clothes. But sometimes fear is a healthy survival instinct.

Eva Pigford knows that with a dress this short, elastic is the only surefire safety valve.

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