The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell

When you see an event called "OK! Magazine Toasts Hollywood's Sexiest Singles" maybe you should expect the worst. You'd get it.

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It really, really can't be easy to go through life in America with the last name "Ho," so I won't add any criticism of her getup to Kea Ho's burden.


The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of HellSIt's a sad state of affairs when a member of "The Hills" is among the most demure dresser at any event.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of HellSJennifer Jimenez.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of HellSMelissa Molinaro's dress, unstretched, must equal under a yard. Maybe she was down to her last buck at Mood.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of HellSKim Lee sports more "Band-Aid" than "bandage" dress.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of HellSJaimie Hilfiger isn't afraid to be worn by her clothes. But sometimes fear is a healthy survival instinct.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of HellSEva Pigford knows that with a dress this short, elastic is the only surefire safety valve.

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