When you see an event called "OK! Magazine Toasts Hollywood's Sexiest Singles" maybe you should expect the worst. You'd get it.

It really, really can't be easy to go through life in America with the last name "Ho," so I won't add any criticism of her getup to Kea Ho's burden.


The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell It's a sad state of affairs when a member of "The Hills" is among the most demure dresser at any event.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell Jennifer Jimenez.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell Melissa Molinaro's dress, unstretched, must equal under a yard. Maybe she was down to her last buck at Mood.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell Kim Lee sports more "Band-Aid" than "bandage" dress.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell Jaimie Hilfiger isn't afraid to be worn by her clothes. But sometimes fear is a healthy survival instinct.

The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell Eva Pigford knows that with a dress this short, elastic is the only surefire safety valve.

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