Jessica Simpson Is Designing Her Own Wedding Dress

Jessica Simpson will get married by the end of the year. She is, of course, designing her own dress. "I think every bride wants to design her own dress or at least have a part in it. It won't be like a Jessica Simpson Collection dress," she explained. What are you saying? That Jessica Simpson dresses aren't good enough to get married in? I think you could get hitched in this! [Extra]
Jessica Simpson on her large breasts: "There's no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down… Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!" [The Superficial]

Jessica Simpson Is Designing Her Own Wedding Dress

Ashton Kutcher writes love notes and encouraging messages on Post-It notes for Demi Moore and leaves them around the house. "Some have been there seven years," Demi says. Ashton joked: "Post-it Notes are much cheaper than diamond rings." Demi claims her fave one from Ashton reminds her that she is "magical." Mushfest. [TV Squad]

Jessica Simpson Is Designing Her Own Wedding Dress

Jennifer Lawrence — star of Winter's Bone and the yet-to-be-filmed Hunger Games trilogy — has participated in a rite of passage for Hollywood starlets and posed in swimsuits for GQ. [E!, GQ]

Jessica Simpson Is Designing Her Own Wedding Dress

Okay, so you know how the necklace in the Lindsay Lohan case was priced at $2,500? Making the theft a felony? The necklace was, of course, marked up. A lot. The designer sold the piece to the store for $850. Felony grand theft requires a value of $950 or more. Considering that the store, Kamofie & Co., also sold the surveillance video and is shopping a book deal, this whole thing is getting shadier and shadier. [TMZ]
Marilyn Manson might be in the Charles Manson movie in which Lindsay Lohan might play Sharon Tate. [TMZ]

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