Taylor Lautner's Furrowed Brow Stars In Abduction

Do you like werewolves? Mysteries? High school boys? Bad acting? Shit that blows up? Martial arts? Secret government conspiracy theories? Parkour? Biceps? Phil Collins? Frowning? Then you'll love Abduction, directed by Boyz n the Hood's John Singleton. The clip gives it all away: Taylor plays Nathan, who finds out he was once a missing person and his mom and dad may not be his real parents. Then men in suits chase him, looking in every warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse or something. There's a love interest, of course (Phil Collins' daughter Lily), and Sigourney Weaver holding balloons. We already know how it ends: Taylor turns into a werewolf and Ricky gets shot. Rickaaaay!