Lindsay Lohan Will Play The Dapper Don's DaughterS

Lindsay Lohan has a job! Linds, Blake Lively and Sienna Miller were all up for the role of Victoria Gotti in the movie about John Gotti's life, but Victoria herself pushed for Lindsay to get the part. Long Island gals gotta stick together. [TMZ]

Lindsay Lohan Will Play The Dapper Don's Daughter

Amanda Seyfried was sitting in a car in London when a traffic cop placed a parking ticket on the windshield. "Her red hot temper kicked in," and she got out of the car and threw the ticket back at the officer, saying, "Thank you but no thank you." Does that work? [Daily Mail]

Lindsay Lohan Will Play The Dapper Don's Daughter

Unsolicited Uterus Update: Tyra Banks is trying to have a baby! Maybe. [Contact Music]

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