Good parenting often comes down to making choices, and some of those choices extend to clothing. Here we collect some kiddie fashions that should prompt calls to Child Protective Services.

"Shocker" onesie, £11

"Sexy Baby" T-shirt, $13.95

"I'm Too Sexy for My Diaper" onesie, $14.95

"Not Gay" bib, $12

Pasties T-shirt, £516

Michael Jackson/penis onesie, available at on the Atlantic City Boardwalk

"I'm Living Proof My Mom Is Easy" T-shirt, $14.80

"Stripper" onesie, $18

"Give the Finger" bib, $12

"Shit Happens When You Party Naked" onesie, $17.50

"Daddy Drinks Because I Cry" T-shirt, $20

"My Daddy and I Both Like Nice Boobs" onesie, $25.35

"Mom's a M.I.L.F." onesie, $19.95

"MotorBoatin' S.O.B." onesie, £11

Marijuana costume, $29.99