What would you do if you thought a mysterious group of assassins was out to get you? Well, if you're Randy Quaid, you'd channel your paranoia into song. On Friday in Vancouver, Quaid took to the stage with his backup band, The Fugitives, to sing lyrics about TMZ, staged murder-suicides, and having his organs harvested and sold on eBay. After all, it's not like Randy and Evi have anything to be afraid of. Last month they were granted permanent residency status in Canada, and everyone knows mafia-like murder squads can't figure out how to cross the border.

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