It's that time of year again, when we address the ugliest of rivalries and seek resolution through honest competition. After the success of 2010's Pie vs. Cake tournament, we realized that with just one short season of war, we may find peace. This year, we have to go deeper. Thus we now look to settle the centuries-old grudge between cats and dogs. If pies and cakes sparked the passions of hungry stomachs, dogs and cats stoke the ever-burning embers within each and every one of us, that warmth and light we share with all living things. Brace yourselves.
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