One Of Charlie Sheen's Goddesses Wisely Leaves Him

Chuckles is a single man, ladies! One of Sheen's token 24-year-old blonde Goddesses, porn star Bree Olsen (née Rachel Oberlin), walked out on Sheen's attempt at a Hefner-like set-up, leaving him with only one 24-year-old blonde, marijuana magazine pin-up Natalie Kenly, to listen to the constant stream of crazy that pours from his lips every day here at the Sober Valley Lodge. This loss only adds to the rough week Sheen was having. In the span of seven days, he found out he'd lost custody of his kids, was branded a disgrace by his other ex-wife Denise Richards, was discovered to be an anti-semite, claimed he was powered by tiger's blood (and said blood has now inspired a new radio show), and — bright spot — gained over one million Twitter followers in a matter of hours, cementing his place in the Guinness Book Of World Records. A fact we're sure is keeping him company as he pauses to reflect on this mess in less than 140 characters. [Sun UK, HuffPo]

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