Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Vacation In Mexico

Shortly after Scarlett Johansson was spotted putting her foot in "friend" Sean Penn's lap during lunch, the two took a private jet from Van Nuys to Cabo San Lucas. They had dinner together in Mexico, then flew back to L.A. today. ScarJo's rep recently denied that they were dating, and both reps have declined to comment on their Mexican rendez-vous. Fun fact: When the world was introduced to Jeff Spicoli, Scarlett hadn't been born yet. [People]

Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Vacation In Mexico

Yesterday Charlie Sheen lost custody of his twins after Brooke Mueller told a judge that he threatened to stick a penknife in her eye and said, "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom." [TMZ]
TMZ has a copy of Brooke's restraining order against Charlie, natch. Brooke also says Charlie told her to give back his $20,000 per month child support payments because he needed, "untraceable cash to knock off a few people because the people I hate violently are going to get severely punished." [TMZ]
Brooke also submitted as evidence a text message in which Charlie allegedly writes, "I must execute mark b like the stoopid jew pig that he is." [Radar]
Charlie says he doesn't know where Brooke took the kids and, "I'm going crazy. I have to find my children." [TMZ]
An insider says the kids are in, "A really sad situation ... Brooke is just as bad as Charlie." [Us]
Charlie claims Brooke was kicked off his vacation when he and his "goddesses" discovered that she had cocaine and drug paraphernalia in her bathroom. They're all about clean living, so Brooke had to go. [Radar]

Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Vacation In Mexico

Serena Williams suffered a pulmonary embolism last week, according to her rep. Yesterday she was rushed to the hospital for a hematoma she suffered as a result of treatment. "Doctors are continuing to monitor her situation closely to avoid additional complications," says the rep. [TMZ]

Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Vacation In Mexico

Olivia Wilde and Ryan Gosling are dating. Their relationship is severely at risk for pretty overload. [People]

  • Model Theodora Richards, who is Keith Richards' daughter, was arrested last night for allegedly defacing public property while in possession of marijuana and a controlled substance. [TMZ]
  • Justin Beiber celebrated his 17th birthday yesterday with Selena Gomez and new friend Chris Brown. [E!]
  • For those of you who've been losing sleep wondering what Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift were talking about at an Oscars after-party, a witness offers this tidbit: "It just looked like they had some things to get off their chests. Let's just say it didn't look like a flirty chat." [E!]
  • Michael Lohan will be appearing on the next season of Celebrity Rehab. Shocker: He's suffering from anger management issues. [Radar]
  • Artists who were paid to perform for the family of Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi are being pressured to donate the money they earned to charity. Beyonce already gave the $1 million she earned to Haiti earthquake relief after learning the party she performed at was sponsored by the Gadhafi family. [AP]
  • Roseanne Barr wants a restraining order against her neighbor, who she claims made anti-Semitic threats and killed her goats. [TMZ]