Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude For Terry Richardson

Lindsay Lohan has allegedly signed a million dollar book deal to be photographed by Terry Richardson, the world's most fucked up fashion photographer, and pose alongside James Franco in a volume featuring full-frontal nudity and graphic shots. Sigh. [Contact Music]
Wait, did Lindsay Lohan and James Franco already pose for the photographs? On Saturday night? And if so, when does Franco sleep? [Gatecrasher]

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude For Terry Richardson

Theory: Charlie Sheen is Dicky Eklund from The Fighter. [Radar Online]
"RADAR EXCLUSIVE VIDEO INTERVIEW: Charlie Sheen: I'm Not An Addict, The Show Will Be Back & My Father Is Wrong." [Radar Online]
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go! I dare you to keep up with me." [x17]
Charlie Sheen passed a urine test administered by Radar. Yes. There is a picture of him smiling by a cup of urine, which is certainly what I like to see first thing in the morning. [Radar Online]
Charlie Sheen's been banned from the Warner Bros. lot. [Radar Online]
Chuckles went out and got tattooed with a quote from Apocalypse Now (in which his father, Martin Sheen, starred). The letters read: "Death from above," and there's blood dripping down onto an apple. "It's the banner from the death card that Kilgore [the Robert Duvall character] is throwing on his victims," Carlos explains. "But also falling from it is the apple from [poet Shel Silverstein's] The Giving Tree. There's my life. Deal with it." [NY Post]
Charlie Sheen would like to sell a tell-all book, and wants publishers to start the bidding at $10 million. [NY Post]

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude For Terry Richardson

In addition to hosting the Oscars and possibly posing nude, James Franco had an art opening this weekend, and came close to finishing his paper on Byron. [Gatecrasher]

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude For Terry Richardson

Will Natalie Portman name her baby Oscar? "I think that's probably, definitely, out of the question." [Pop Sugar]

  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissed and "went nuts" on the dance floor at a pre-Oscar bash at the Chateau Marmont. [Us Magazine]
  • Scarlett Johansson's date was a guy named Joe Machota. He's her agent. [Us Magazine]
  • Justin Timberlake didn't bring Jessica Biel as his date the the Oscars… He brought his mom. Some are taking this as a sign that he's schtupping Mila Kunis. [The Superficial, Us Magazine]
  • Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez walked the red carpet together at the Vanity Fair Oscar party — and held hands! Prepare yourself for the vitriol the Beliebers will be spewing today. [Just Jared]
  • Kim Kardashian went to Elton John's Oscar party. [Daily Mail]
  • In the press room after winning Best Supporting Actress, Melissa Leo apologized for using the F word: "I really don't mean to offend." [Contact Music]
  • Christian Bale missed Melissa Leo's F-bomb because he was at the bar. [Pop Sugar]
  • Did you notice that True Grit didn't win any Oscars? [The Envelope]
  • Sad face: Liz Taylor watched the Oscars — and celebrated her 79th birthday — from the hospital. She was rooting for The King's Speech. [Page ix]
  • Save the date: March 24. Britney Spears will be creating a "morning to remember" as her new album is released. Hopefully she'll leave the pink wig at home. [Wonder Wall]
  • The other night, 17-year-old Taylor Momsen wore a T-Shirt reading "I Fuck For Satan." [DListed]
  • Matthew Fox, one of the foxiest foxes to ever fox, says that he has no plans to return to TV. "It's because of the time commitment, how much it restricts my ability to spend time with my family, and do things that I love to do. Having a studio tell you when to jump and how high eight months of the year for six years is not a relationship I want to get into again." [Digital Spy]
  • Taste the rainbow! Cee-Lo threw Skittles into the crowd at a show in London. [The Sun]
  • Spoilers ahoy! Jane Lynch spills all kinds of details about Kathy Grffin's character in an upcoming episode of Glee. [Access Hollywood]
  • Perez Hilton berated Kelly Osbourne for drinking recently, saying she has "an addictive personality" and reminding her she's been to rehab. She's fired back: "I am fully allowed to have the odd drink with my friends." [Contact Music]
  • "I miss being on set. I really do miss it. I know there's going to be a lot of steps I'll have to go through to prove myself again and get the trust from people I respect to work with. But I'm willing to do what I have to do to get there. I need to prove that I can be insurable again, because I don't think I am right now." — Lindsay Lohan. [NY Post]
  • Adele is on eHarmony. [Contact Music]
  • "Halle Berry and I were the only two black actors nominated for this year's Golden Globes. The Oscars aren't designed for us…let's focus on making more films." — Idris Elba. [The Urban Daily]