The New Gatsby Film Will Be In 3D and Shot In Australia

Yes, the Great American Novel will be adapted for people wearing very silly glasses and will be shot in a country that is not America. Kind of like how in Cecil B. DeMille’s The Ten Commandments, all of the Egyptians were played by white people in brunette wigs and bronzer, plus Yul Brynner, who was Russian.

Oh, Hollywood! So much magic that you border on insanity!