Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird

This year's Grammy red carpet was so weird — and so weirdly entertaining — that designations like "good" and "bad" almost seem arbitrary. You'll have to be the judge...although in the case of Nicole Kidman, I'm guessing we'll reach consensus...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird

The Good: Don't worry: sparkle-motion was well-represented. Selena Gomez was grown-up glam incarnate.


Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird LeAnn Rimes contrasted sparkle with drape.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird You know I love it when Kim goes pure bombshell.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Janelle Monae , red-carpet version.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Heidi Klum reps Old Hollywood.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Selma Blair continues the run of amazing maternity we've seen in 2011.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Loving how Margaret Cho 's sober romance highlights her ink!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird It's the lines that make Jennifer Hudson 's getup.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Dianna Agron channels "Madame X."

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird This isn't my fave of Lea's choices, but let's face it: the dame looks fabulous.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Anna Nalick 's seaweedy exercise in excess is among the evening's best!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Nicki Minaj does not disappoint. And this should mark the ne plus ultra of the leopard trend.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird To understand the full glory of Florence Welch 's symphony of awesome...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird You gotta see the back view!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Keri Hilson combines eccentric and pure pretty.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Cyndi Lauper , unbowed, unchastened, unshamed, fabulous.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird The Bad: I'm sorry, this is just unfortunate.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird I'm sure Justin Bieber 's a nice kid, but man, he looks like the douchiest Junior prom king in the world in this getup.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Eva Longoria takes a walk on the harlequin-costume side.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Skintight and sequins and animal print? A bit Liberace, Miley.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Amber Riley 's normally one of my red-carpet reliables, but this is just too reminiscent of toxic-waste emblems for comfort!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird On the plus side, Kelly Osbourne is probably making her inner five-year-old very, very happy.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Y'know, I think with a different bodice, Natasha Bedingfield might have pulled this off. What say you?

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird I fear J.Lo forgot her pants. Happens to the best of us.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Someone thinks he's Hunter S.Thompson (as played by Depp.) He ain't.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird If Mya wants to feel like she has poisonous asps crawling up her dress all day, I guess I shouldn't mind...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Hayley Williams goes for dramatic simplicity. Sorta.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Jordin Sparks ' dress is like a curtain opening on a show that closes after one week of lackluster ticket sales and abysmal reviews.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Well. I guess we know who's buying that million-dollar Victoria's Secret jewel-encrusted bra. And that last shower curtain at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird I'll be frank: I kind of love this. But at the end of the day, it's just a little Varsity Blues .

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Then things took a turn for the Burlesque . Exhibit A: Kristine Elejaz.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird And Gram'ma Funk.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird Adrienne Lau.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird And did we mention...Aleesia?